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Joke of the Day
"Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese? Ohio"
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"Some people were offended by Trump's remark that Hillary Clinton was ""schlonged"" by Obama during the 2008 Democratic primary! No this is the Donald's normal everyday shtump speech!"
"TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion."
"People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!"
"A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time. His friend says ""oh my god, you just turned into a wolf!"" He replies: ""yes. I am a were."""
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? One gets a badge for lighting stuff on fire, while the other gets a badge for being lit on fire."
"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A Minor."
"Why do elephants drink so much? To forget"
"What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common? They both came in a yellow box"
"What's the most useful material? Scratch. You can make anything from scratch."