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Joke of the Day

"I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope"

"Waiter waiter this lobster's only got one claw. It must have been in a fight sir. Then bring me the winner."

"College can be a lot like prison sometimes It's easier to get into if you're black."

"Just once I want a man to sweep me off my feet and carry me to bed WITHOUT all the groaning, swearing and yelling out ""DEAR GOD MY BACK!"""

"Printer tired while printing her picture Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"How to tell if someone doesn't crossfit"

"My dad taught me you can't try rationalize with crazy... It was a self-taught lesson."

"New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep... Meat and wool. (Exchange for Welshmen if need be)"

"Parents: Don't let your kids get fake tattoos. Get 'em get real deal prison ink & teach 'em something about this shit called LIFE."

"If there's a pistachio that's difficult to open, I'll just move right on to another because life is short and so is my god damn temper"