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Joke of the Day

"I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope"

"Waiting to see who you're sitting next to on an airplane is the original Chatroulette. Now where the hell is the next button?"

"I know people say, ""Don't bring a knife to a gun fight,"" but if there's an unsliced cake at this fight, we're all going to look like idiots."

"Jokes we made up when we were kids? I have one. Why did the boy band break up? They weren't N'sync."

"Apparently vegetables can hear when they're being eaten. So I always drown mine in salad dressing first. Because it's the Romaine thing to do."

"I'm sexually attracted to one of my students I knew that becoming a primary school teacher was a bad career choice"

"So I looked this up on Yahoo... Just kidding, I used Google."

"this Holiday Inn has their flag at half mast...I'm assuming one of their guests died overnight"

"Birth Control My wife and I had seven kids. We tried using birth control pills, but they kept falling out."

"A scientist drops a pig and a flashlight from a 20 storey building He watches as both hit the ground at the same time. With this he concluded pigs move at the speed of light."