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Joke of the Day

"I know people say, ""Don't bring a knife to a gun fight,"" but if there's an unsliced cake at this fight, we're all going to look like idiots."

"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink? White Russian, Straight"

"In the earliest part of my life I was a man trapped inside a woman's body. Then mom gave birth to me."

"9/10 people actually enjoy a group rape"

"The teacher asked Tom to make a sentence using ""frequent"". Tom: foxes frequent the nearby forest. The teacher asked: did you copy this from a dictionary? Tom: no. In the dictionary, it is wolves."

"Why were Porn Stars not affected by the recession? Some jobs always have sticky wages..."

"Barista asks a customer if they would like their coffee black Customer replies ""what other colors do you have?"""

"""Knock Knock."", ""Who's there?"" I Eat Map"

"Serious question: Are doctors SURE erectile dysfunction isn't just a side effect of being married & bangin the same woman for years & years?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !"