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Joke of the Day

"Waiting to see who you're sitting next to on an airplane is the original Chatroulette. Now where the hell is the next button?"

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle . Always wet but nothing to ride"

"If this evening got any more bland and disappointing it would be a menu item at Applebee's."

"What is Beethoven doing in his grave? He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone."

"What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage? Supreme Liter Coke"

"How many light bulbs does it take to change people?"

"What do you call the runs in space? The floats"

"What's a desert's favorite song? Darude-Sandstorm"

"On my latest trip through New England I was really impressed with New York City but Boston just blew me away"

"What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps? Walkers"