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Joke of the Day

"I'm sexually attracted to one of my students I knew that becoming a primary school teacher was a bad career choice"

"No matter how often I scream METALLICA in the poolside DJ's face I don't think he's going to play them. Here come the police they'll help me"

"What does an omnipotent God do with his penis? Fuck all."

"What's an ""oying""? This joke"

"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar. (Doctor Who knew how to pun in the 60's)"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!"

"That's a nice ham you have there It would be a shame if someone put an 's' at the start and an 'e' at the end..."

"I have a problem with commitment Never mind that joke is lame anyway"

"Thoughts on ""The Hunt for Red October""? oops, wrong sub."

"One man's girlfriend is another man's Twitter password."