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Joke of the Day

"Jokes we made up when we were kids? I have one. Why did the boy band break up? They weren't N'sync."

"Your face. There's a bat for that."

"Gender math Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"

"Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party? Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys."

"In god we trust Everyone else must pay cash"

"What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur."

"HR: Did you eat all the mints that were in my jar? me: No [some mints fall out of my mouth] HR: me: Yes [more mints fall out of my mouth]"

"Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!"

"A vegan, a priest, & a rabbi walk into a bar. The vegan pretty much just blabs on & on about how he's a vegan for the next hour. The end."

"If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too"