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Joke of the Day

"Birth Control My wife and I had seven kids. We tried using birth control pills, but they kept falling out."

"There used to be 9 planets, just like there used to be 9 members of Wu-Tang, but then ODB died so they had to kick Pluto out of the group."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"

"I like my coffee like i like my women cold and bitter"

"I've always had a problem finishing what I've started..."

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales..."

"Why is it better to be a hooker than a drug dealer? Because you can sell the same crack over and over again."

"Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course no one pays the least bit of attention."

"stolen from dave allen Imagine if you will you are at a man's house having your way with his wife and he comes home early and catches you. And he says ""Carry On"" and you can"

"What do you call a cow that masturbates? Beef jerky."