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Joke of the Day
"So I looked this up on Yahoo... Just kidding, I used Google."
Next Joke
"Some guy jumped me in the alley...! Yeah he was so nice. My battery had run out because I left my lights on!"
"Men are like floor tiles You lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life"
"Now that we're moving in together I feel it's time to fill him in on the secret I've protected him from for 5 years: Girls poop too."
"*Looks left* *Looks right* *Crosses road* *Gets run over by chicken*"
"My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta"
"What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France? Condom-Mints"
"What is the difference between kinky sex and perverted sex? Kinky sex involves a feather, perverted sex involves the whole chicken."
"Racist: What's black and white and unemployed? Just kidding about the white part."
"What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it? An empty toilet paper roll."