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Joke of the Day

"Friends are like trees. If you chop them down with an axe they will die."

"Did you hear about the Bourne identity movie? Matt Damon returns in ..........Still Bourne"

"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Only if he's a billionaire. Credits to Kevin Hart"

"I used to be addicted to soap... but now I'm clean."

"I don't get why lesbians are called dykes. People keep explaining to me, but the idea just doesn't hold water."

"I'm stuck at a boring wedding reception, tell me a joke to get through it"

"What's the difference between kindergarteners and /r/Jokes? Kindergarteners are creative."

"What did the computer say to the pirate? Want to date hot Russians!"

"Make sure you tip your exorcist or else you can get repossessed."

"i'm not ""cute"" awkward. i'm ""what the hell is wrong with you"" awkward."