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Joke of the Day
"Make sure you tip your exorcist or else you can get repossessed."
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"Constipated people don't give a crap."
"I won't get a girl pregnant because I only have sex at night, when my sperm is asleep."
"Why do people say ""Be there or be square""? Because if you're not there, then you're not around."
"Before you say you ""value my opinion,"" just know if a genie granted me 3 wishes, one of them would be to star in Sister Act 3."
"What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans? The scaffolding"
"What did socialists use before candles? Light bulbs."
"""Egocentric"" is an anagram of ""Geocentric"" I guess the world really does revolve around me..."
"What did the ventriloquist say to their friend? Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist."
"Roses are red. My name is not Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave."