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Joke of the Day
"i'm not ""cute"" awkward. i'm ""what the hell is wrong with you"" awkward."
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"I'm an animal in bed I do it doggy style and come after 5 seconds"
"NaCl / NaOH The base is under assault!"
"How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name address and blood group."
"A girl once broke up with me... A girl once broke up with me because I quoted Linkin Park too much. It was a great releationship, but in the end it doesn't even matter."
"Jus waited for a stop sign to turn green"
"*juror stands up to read verdict* ""we find the defendant v handsome and think that he looks great in the grey muscle vest he wore on Monday"""
"Fantasy football is great, you can just imagine whatever you want. Dracula just tackled Harry Potter."
"How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!"
"What do crack addicts sing while caroling? All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!"