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Joke of the Day
"i'm not ""cute"" awkward. i'm ""what the hell is wrong with you"" awkward."
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"Adopted Friend I feel really bad for my adopted friend. He is going through an existential crisis. Which sort of makes him like his Dad. He doesn't really know who he is."
"""This is not working out."" -My trainer, watching me work out"
"What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race? An all day run"
"""You'll be visited by 3 ghosts."" ""Will they show me the true spirit of Christmas?"" ""No, they'll try to eat you."" Pac-Man Christmas Carol"
"Two antennas get married... The ceremony was ok, But the reception was great!"
"Yo mama's so fat... when she stood on the scales, they said ""To be continued."""
"What part of ""No"" don't you understand? Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What? You're a squirrel? Sorry"
"My ex just followed me on Twitter. That said: ""Say hello to Hitler for me, Mary."" *BLOCKED*"
"What's Canada's favorite board game? Sorry"