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Joke of the Day

"I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent."

"Dunno how you Americans have the motivation and energy to pronounce the 'y' in 'basil' and 'tomatoes'."

"If the Jewish population is 16.6 million people with a constant rate of change, what is 23% of the Jewish population after five years? Ashes"

"What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? Stop using Chex as a weapon!"

"What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? Bison!"

"Him: Want to play Trivial Pursuit? Me: Sure. But I guarantee you'll win. I'm not that smart. Him: Want to play strip Trivial Pursuit?"

"(Watching Liar Liar) Wife: If you couldn't lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married? Me: Until the end of this movie."

"In America she's called ""Miley"" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called ""What America would be like if it were a person""."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in my freezer."

"Just accidentally used ""then"" instead of ""than"" and now I know what it feels like to be imperfect! Weird!"