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Joke of the Day
"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Only if he's a billionaire. Credits to Kevin Hart"
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"What do you call a drunk muslim? Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad."
"Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up."
"I painted my computer black in hopes that it would run faster. Now it wont work."
"Life tip: do stuff even though it's hard and you suck at it"
"Anyone who thinks Megan Fox is the hottest thing ever has obviously never left Pizza Rolls in too long."
"If I wore these clothes yesterday but no one saw me in them, did I really wear them."
"LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them"
"Did you meet the guy who masturbated on the toilet? He came and went."
"There are two penguins in a bathtub... One looked to the other and said, ""No Soap Radio"""