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Joke of the Day

"The new iPhone 6s Plus is going to be a smash hit. Yeah, I heard it's a HUGE 6S."

"Why do ostriches have long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies!"

"What superhero consists of only 16 atoms? Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!"

"Gift cards are another way of saying, don't spend this on dope."

"Why are men so smart while having sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."

"CHILLING WITH ESKIMOS Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice? A. Polaroids."

"Sixteen sodiums walk into a bar... ...followed by Batman."

"Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent"

"What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana."

"Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.."