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Joke of the Day
"How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid? He died of asphinxiation!"
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"Donald Trump won the presidency and everyone laughed ... it was Hillary-less."
"I asked my Welsh mate how many sexual partners he's had. He started counting and fell asleep."
"I hate when people talk behind my back. They disscuss me."
"Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was? Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD"
"What's the favorite song of blacks I shot the sheriff"
"What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."
"I totally get why women are attracted to men who ride motorcycles. Like you increase your chances of getting to have two husbands by a lot."
"I would tell you a joke about pizza... ...but it would be too goddamn cheesey."
"Why are clothes so expensive? I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked."