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Joke of the Day
"Why do ostriches have long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies!"
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"A dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"People who joke about cancer... Have no sense of Tumor"
"""How much for the supermodel?"" *winks seductively ""Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."""
"how do lawyers argue without crying"
"I measured your Mother's resistance to being accelerated by a force. The answer was massive."
"heard about the toilet that quit his job? he was tired of dealing with that shit every day"
"My wife just opened my car door for me. Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph."
"How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"
"Cheek of my doctor. I went in for a check up and he said I'll never have kids. I said ""why? am I infertile doctor?"" He said ""no your a fat cunt."""