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Joke of the Day
"What superhero consists of only 16 atoms? Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!"
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"Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime? ...because he had Loco-Motive."
"What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!"
"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on TV. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11""."