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Joke of the Day
"What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana."
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"I like my women like I I like my coffee.. Ground up and in the freezer."
"What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes? Pop."
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"I finally understood the end of the 6th Sense All those names at the end were people who worked on the movie."
"I was desperate, I *needed* a recipe for Indian bread! But I found naan..."
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"I was really ticked at my woman tonight, so I stapled her fun bags together. If ya can't lick 'em, join 'em."