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Joke of the Day
"New headphones model about to hit stores. Its called beats by Chris Brown."
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"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."
"I only break out my Cookie Monster impression if a date is going terribly or really well."
"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love has never been in a relationship apparently."
"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer One turns to the other and asks, ""*does this taste funny to you?*"" The other responds, ""*no.*"""
"If it wasn't for venetian blinds.... It'd be curtains for all of us."
"so what if I can't spell Armageddon.. .. it's not the end of the world."
"I like the word funfetti because it takes confetti, which is used in somber occasions, like funerals, and it repurposes it for fun"
"I don't think we should call them ""bills."" Because Bill is a man's name and bills are fee mail."
"Sex is like CPR. Two inches at 100 beats per minute."