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Joke of the Day
"New headphones model about to hit stores. Its called beats by Chris Brown."
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"My son was twice as hungry as me. So I only ate a one Na fish sandwich."
"Doughnut boxes advertise ""ZERO TRANS FAT"" as if anyone buying a box of doughnuts cares about the nutritional content."
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. I had to break up with her. She was seeing somebody on the side."
"What's the best thing about a Trmp versus Clinton election? One of them has to lose."
"Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc? A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!"
"Life is a soup And I'm a fork"
"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."
"what do you call a man who has a rabbit up his bum? Warren"
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!"