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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a man who has a rabbit up his bum? Warren"
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"I got sent out of class today at school. The teacher yelled at me, ""What would your parents say if I called them?' I replied, ""Hello?"""
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss *I have to give credit to my buddy /u/canavo for that one!"
"I find gardeners to be very nice people They're really down to earth."
"Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field? Because the steaks were too high!"
"""If you like Google Glass, also try Bing Chewables."""
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"Just googled ""sensible cars"" if anyone wants to share an applesauce cup with me at the retirement home."
"My life is a constant struggle between wanting people to text me and never wanting to reply to texts."
"SEA LION 1: ""More like shark *weak* amirite?"" SEA LION 2: ""Hahaha"" SHARK: ""Hey guys, what ya watching?"" [Sea lions jump onto ceiling fan]"