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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a man who has a rabbit up his bum? Warren"
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"Paranoids ""You can learn alot about paranoids, just by following them around."""
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you're good. Fool me four times, WOW! Did you major in fooling?"
"When two vegetarians are arguing Is it still considered beef?"
"Have you ever seen the house Ray Charles lived in? Neither did he."
"Wife: ""Look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits."" Husband: ""For God's sake woman, it's a scarf!"""
"The pleasure is all mine... The greeting of a greedy hedonist."
"What do you call a cold North African? A Brrbrr"
"Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention ""amnesia pills"" but did anyway? ""No"" excellent."
"Did you hear the one about the nympho who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a red snapper."