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Joke of the Day
"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."
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"Hillary Clinton asked the debate moderator a knock knock joke... Knock knock. Who's there? Hill--. INTERRUPTING TRUMP!"
"My local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night. They stole a tub of popcorn, two sodas and a box of Milk Duds."
"Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking...... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef."
"What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby? Go ask your mom"
"I'm basically Switzerland. I'm cold and you have to get really high in order to truly appreciate my beauty."
"How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's house? A right a right a right"
"On my first day of college my dad's only advice was ""don't date any of your teachers!"" Yeah right dad, everyone knows teachers are poor."
"What do you call a robot with bad breath who's sister lives on its foot? HAL-i-toe-sis"
"Kind of cruel that ""stutter"" has two syllables."