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Joke of the Day

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. I had to break up with her. She was seeing somebody on the side."

"Using my good looks and charm i will gain the trust of an orangutan to have it become my personal kush consultant & legal guardian."

"How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos"

"Her: ""How is it possible for anyone to be an idiot all the freakin time!"" Me: ""I know, I'm completely exhausted."""

"How can you tell if a shark has dandruff? He left his head and shoulders on the beach."

"A priest, a rabbi, and the Holy Prophet Muhammad walk into a bar. The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar."

"Why Do Kids In High school Take Art? You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff..."

"Told this joke when I was three Me: ""Why did the cow cross the road?"" Parent: ""Wh-"" Me: ""Moo!"""

"Have you ever answered your own question? Why yes, I have!"

"They say the hottest person in a party never gets hit on cus people are intimidated. I'm just going to assume that's why I never get hit on."