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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about a Trmp versus Clinton election? One of them has to lose."
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"There is no number for what just happened in that bathroom."
"Trinity: ""I really can't stay."" Neo: ""Baby it's code outside."""
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"[iphone vibrates] 3yo: daddy someone is texting you [landline phone rings] 3yo: what is that sound?"
"Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River? They're two Maine streams."
"A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shit in the woods The bear says, ""Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit: ""No, not at all."" So the bear wipes himself with the rabbit."
"What do goats do on election day? Voat. co"
"Mom told me to quit calling the postman a mail escort."