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Joke of the Day

"Doughnut boxes advertise ""ZERO TRANS FAT"" as if anyone buying a box of doughnuts cares about the nutritional content."

"What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common? They both can't get to first base!"

"Something is always going on in the kitchen, but you never know whats cooking till the end when you eat... Is that why they call it the final supper?"

"What's Hitler's favorite species of shark? The Great White."

"""LBJ"" was a president... Not a Spanish term for Hump Day activities."

"Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this ""problem"" not heard of pizza and alcohol?"

"*taps on a super old dude's oxygen tank* you know that you can get this stuff for free right"

"Today I checked my privilege... [] Privilege"

"I can speak 10 languages. English and Binary"

"A man is donating at his local sperm bank, right as he finishes the doctor walks in.... covers his eyes, and says dont worry I didnt see nuttin"