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Joke of the Day

"What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law? Om's Law."

"complaining about your wife's stories will result in having to sit through her story about the time you complained about her stories"

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up."

"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police. They're the police, racist."

"A college grad offers her boss sex for a raise j/k she doesn't have a job."

"10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed... ...One fell off and snapped his neck. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said: ""It's no use, this monkey is dead!"""

"If you've never had diarrhea from drinking Jack Daniels... then you don't know Jack shits."

"What goes oo oo oo. A cow with no lips."

"Talking dirty ""I've been a very bad girl,"" she said, biting her lip. ""I need to be punished."" ""Very well,"" he replied and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."

"My girlfriends father wouldn't let us sleep together when I stayed over at her house Which is a shame because he's very attractive."