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Joke of the Day

"Talking dirty ""I've been a very bad girl,"" she said, biting her lip. ""I need to be punished."" ""Very well,"" he replied and installed Windows 10 on her laptop."

"Asian airlines offer new deal to customers... Pay only upon arrival!"

"I find it insulting that Arby's mascot isn't a pirate bee."

"There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work."

"why did the energizer bunny go to jail? he got charged with battery"

"[Horrible Joke] Why did the pretzel maker break his PC? He was too salty. (Overwatch competitive)"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum tss"

"'God didn't create Adam and Winston', Says Tenn. Republican Does that mean Adam and Steve have broken up?!"

"I don't get why people think the homeless are unclean... when they have the mintiest breaths I've ever smelled."

"What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag? One was posted yesterday and the other's already been posted."