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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry them"
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"My girlfriend's angry because I got drunk and did a shit on the roof. Please tell me, how can I wipe the slate clean?"
"What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant? Are ya?"
"My wife and I rented Black Hawk Down last night. Or, as Brian Williams likes to call it, the Brian Williams Story."
"I'm more excited to see my suitcase come down the baggage carousel at an airport than I am to see most people."
"If you need space join NASA' Baby! XD"
"Why do men like Haunted Bees? boobees ! :D I'll show myself out."
"Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit Sikh"
"How come about the ""About the Author"" never includes anything negative? ""He was born in Indiana where he's widely regarded as a scumbag."""
"If I don't make this right hand turn going exactly 3 mph, the entire universe will explode & everyone will die. - the lady in front of me"