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Joke of the Day
"A college grad offers her boss sex for a raise j/k she doesn't have a job."
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"What was so great about being a black jew? They already thought you were burnt"
"What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo."
"You're an embarrassment to the human race. What are you doing later?"
"So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?"
"Star Wars Episode 7? What's next, Star Wars Episode 8???"
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo bees"
"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller? To get to the other side!"
"So I stuck a flashdrive up this girls butthole... ..and WOOOOO you won't believe the shit she started singin!!!"
"Bruce Willis is talking to a parrot. ""I'm Bruce Willis"" he says. The parrot repeats it. ""yeah right"" Bruce says, but is secretly worried"