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Joke of the Day

"My grades are getting better Sike, that's the wrong subreddit"

"If you can't hang Don't be a runaway slave"

"My friend lost his virginity to his teacher when he was only 13 years old. A pretty impressive feat, especially for someone who was homeschooled."

"Me: I'm nauseous. WebMD: Stop looking in the mirror."

"Sometimes when my family is especially ungrateful, I don't wash the vegetables when I make their salads."

"How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Because he's black"

"I don't know why I got fired from my job at the M&M factory. I threw out all the Ws, they should be happy!"

"Charles Barkley sounds like a made-up name a dog would think of to get into a fancy country club."

"7yo: I'M REALLY MAD AT YOU MOMMA SO I'M GOING TO BED EARLY Me: OH NO. NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THAT"

"I saw a porn starring Tila Tequila today The nice man even salted her rim."