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Joke of the Day
"Which state does the most laundry? Washington."
Next Joke
"I'm not schizophrenic, but he is (points at nothing)"
"And Grandmother, what big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"
"Girl you make me feel like a Galaxy S7 Cause I want to explode in your pants."
"Seems to me the guy who named sneakers was up to no good."
"Lame joke of the day. Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game? He had tripped a fan."
"If you think marijuana doesn't kill you've obviously never read the bible. People getting stoned to death left and right."
"what kind of bees make milk? BOOBEES!"
"Nobody I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this"
"What's the difference between a stingy neighbor and a cheap prostitute? One nickels and dimes you for screws while the other screws you for nickels and dimes."