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Joke of the Day

"How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Because he's black"

"What does the German President wear? Leader-hosen."

"If you told Alexander Hamilton that the online lottery to see his rap musical was unavailable due to server overload, he'd be like, ""WITCH!"""

"I just want to wear futuristic clothes & run up to people, ask them what year it is and the date and run away screaming ""There's still time"""

"To a murderer, we're all jailbait."

"I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf took over Hyrule, but for some reason I couldn't click on it I guess the Link was dead"

"When i'm hungry I eat food."

"Cashier: Will that be all? Me: No. I'm getting everything like an easter egg hunt, I just wanted to show you what I've got so far."

"Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax? For hispanic attacks..."

"Did you hear about the two gay truckers? They exchanged loads"