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Joke of the Day

"Charles Barkley sounds like a made-up name a dog would think of to get into a fancy country club."

"What do you call an elderly vampire? Grampire."

"Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago"

"Even scarier than seeing a shark fin in the water is seeing a lion mane, because you know the chase isn't over once you reach land."

"LPT: Always make sure to post to the correct subreddit. It is an embarrassing mistake and most people will think you're an idiot."

"What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up? Garry Oldman."

"Watching my kid pick his nose is disgusting. He wipes the boogers on his shirt instead of the closest cat like a normal person."

"haha sucks for women that they have to sit down to poop"

"What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy? A family friend paying a visit."

"Ever have sex while camping? It's intents"