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Joke of the Day
"If you can't hang Don't be a runaway slave"
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"My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. She's now passed out on the kitchen floor. I don't negotiate with terrorists."
"Q: A word that defines ""a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism."" Sorry, this was ""a riposte""."
"What do you get when you mix S&M with R&B? The Marquis de [Sade](http://i.imgur.com/srWEGsC.jpg)"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger's now working in pest control... He's an ex-terminator."
"Referring to people as individuals isn't accurate... I can divide them."
"I emailed my ex-girlfriend ""Are you still alive"" and she emailed back ""No"" which made me sad but also excited that they have email in hell."
"I can't wait to see the new movie, ""Constipation"" Unfortunately it hasn't come out yet."
"the neighborhood teens have left so many burning bags of garbage on my lawn that everyone thinks that this is the place you burn garbage now"
"I hate Ancient Greek History! Fuck the poleis!"