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Joke of the Day

"Me: I'm nauseous. WebMD: Stop looking in the mirror."

"What sexual position produces the ugliest babies? Go ask your mother."

"Dyslexia cost me my job in IT Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files"

"History Trivia: In many photographs of Hitler,a golden retriever wearing a Nazi uniform can be seen. This is notorious war criminal Herr Bud"

"In middle school, I had a crush on a kid named BJ. When you write Heather loves BJ on your notebooks, you make a lot of friends."

"In general, girls don't like to be described as ""beefy"". Even if you love beef."

"Hey, bud. Who's Charles Foster Kane's favourite character in Titanic, bud? It's Rose, bud."

"If God was a mathematician God: Homosexuality is a sin! Human: But why? God: Cos"

"Wanna know what's making the Head Lines? Corduroy Pillows that's what"

"I told my wife I didn't want to watch Kevin Heart's Seriously Funny because he is a sellout ""Not compared to Kevin Durant!"" She laughed. True story."