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"Guy- What's your sign? Me- Stop"
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"My sex life (Dirty) My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby, four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action"
"Chef's favorite personal dish? Stroganoff"
"Thank you 2015 for... Bees?"
"If I had a penny for every time you made me feel worthless; I'd be worth something by now."
"My sister thinks macadamia nuts is an STD."
"British accent. Say ""Beer can"" with a British accent... I just taught you how to say ""Bacon"" with a Jamaican accent. ."
"(NAME) is a terrific athlete. He recently ran the London Marathon he was aiming for 3 hours but just missed it! he made it in 3 hrs 150 minutes"
"""Pizza is always good."" - everyone ""We'll see about that."" - Papa John's"