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Joke of the Day
"Guy- What's your sign? Me- Stop"
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"[on Mars] ASTRONAUT: An alien! MISSION CONTROL: Ok, so A: I choke slammed it MC: What? A: Another one! MC: DO NOT CH A: [choke slam noises]"
"Mating call of a blonde... ""Hee hee, I think I'm a little drunk!"""
"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."
"A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, ""I'll take five beers, please."""
"The Canadian Opera Company has announced that it will play a special concert series at the Vancouver Art Gallery. They say that this will be the first time the COC has played in the VAG."
"My husband doesn't find it nearly as amusing as I do, when I read all your tweets out loud to him. For 2 hours. Douche."
"Why I dislike German sausages. They are the wurst."
"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"