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"""This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."" ""Maybe you should spit out the plate!"""
"Why do some people call it a ""tuna-fish"" sandwich? It's not like anyone calls it a ""chicken-bird"" sandwich."
"A girl looks at the mirror and says ""Mom, I look really ugly, can you compliment me and make me feel better?"" The mother says ""Wow you have really good eyesight!"""
"Oh, I just love it when people are being sarcastic. That's just really great. Thanks a lot."
"My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension. She said she just couldn't take it any longer."
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines"
"What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common? If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years."
"I DIDN'T SAFELY EJECT MY FLASH DRIVE AND NOW MY DOG IS DEAD"
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