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Joke of the Day

"Here's how clickbait works"

"Facebook users are roaming the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people's faces and screaming 'DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU??'"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea? Because he didn't wait for it to be cool."

"I got pulled over drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."

"Was there a good turnout at the Bernie Sanders rally? There were a lot of people, but I wouldn't say it was super pac'd."

"Where are otters from? Otter space!"

"Some people like those European youngsters... But I prefer the euthanasia"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table, then a chair."

"Been backed up for days, but finally took a huge shit... it was quite a load off my mind."

"Life is a soup And i am a fork"