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Joke of the Day

"Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes Completely harmless till you light one on fire and place it in your mouth"

"What did the first lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month!"

"Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees? PNC"

"Don Draper struggles to open a PowerPoint file during an important pitch. #MadMenSeason15"

"A photon goes to a hotel... He arrives and the clerk says, ""Sir may I take your luggage"" the photon then replies, ""No, I'm traveling light"""

"Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter? It only allows 140 characters"

"A joke about airport security The TSA. This concludes the joke about airport security."

"What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring? Stew."

"Those who throw dirt... ...are sure to lose ground."

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? he's 0k now."