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Joke of the Day

"If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I'd totally be expecting some change back."

"How do weathermen get up a mountain? They climate"

"I'm against protesting... But I don't know how to show it."

"Not having any friends means I'm always the pretty one."

"What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."

"I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing he'll do today is buy bedroom curtains."

"I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot."

"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr.Dre"

"How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, ......A Greek will screw anything!"

"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint"