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Joke of the Day

"Why are men better cooks than women? Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months."

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"A deaf couple decide they want to break up... Boy: Girl: Boy: Girl: Boy: They went their separate ways and never heard from eachother again."
"That moment when someone asks you 'How are you doing?' and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering"
"Why do we sleep? Because we get sleepy."
"What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot? Air Force Juan."
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"Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery? He wanted to keep his spirits high."
"mom: no TV for a week! dad: and after you take a bath you can't use your hands to get out of the tub *sons jaw drops* mom: [whispers] nice"
"first day at school?"" Mother: ""Did you enjoy your first day at school?"" Girl: ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"
"I'm sad because I don't have an Xbox. Someone console me."
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