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Joke of the Day

"Two Polish guys are hunting for bears in the woods. They come across a fork in the road with a sign that says ""BEAR LEFT"" They both turn around and go home."

"I used to hate math, But then I realized, decimals had a point."

"What would happen if all of the mass in the universe turned into energy? The universe would be light."

"I sing like an amputee. Because I can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.."

"I asked my Welsh mate how many sexual partners he's had. He started counting and fell asleep."

"[OC] What does a blind pessimist say? ""What glass?"""

"Women like men with an accent, not an Axe scent"

"I fell off a forty foot ladder today.... lucky I was on the bottom rung."

"They still won't let me on Shark Tank with my feminine hygiene products with Yo Momma jokes printed on 'em. That shit's racist."

"Pornhub titles always lack depth, and imagination. Yes, we know college girl tries anal for first time, but whats her major? Her dreams?"