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Joke of the Day
"Interviewer: Do you plan on having children? Me: I have four, why start now?"
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"If you could choose between 1 billion dollars and world peace... What would the color of your new Lamborghini be?"
"So a magician walks in to a bar And says to the bartender ""Why so many fucking reposts?"""
"The first sign I wasn't going to be a doctor is when I called Anatomy ""Skeleton Class."" Sign two was failing skeleton class."
"In future period films set in the late 2000s/early 2010s, I hope they accurately portray all 16:9 televisions showing stretched 4:3 content."
"Have you seen the midget outside Walmart, that hides from gay people? Of course you haven't."
"A wizard walks into a gay bar... ...And disappears with a poof."
"I'm so good at table tennis... I can play with one hand tied behind my back!"
"My friend tried to get me with bird puns today... I told him toucan play that game."
"I don't like Nazi jokes... ...they're far beyond Mein Kampfort zone."