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Joke of the Day
"Interviewer: Do you plan on having children? Me: I have four, why start now?"
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"What is the difference between Issac Newton and the 5 year old i just stabbed to death? Issac Newton died a virgin."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says ""uno, dos..."" and POOF! He disappeared without a tres."
"Why do black people talk funny? They don't, it's a miff."
"I went to specsavers the other day.. ...guess who I bumped into? Everyone!"
"What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust? Easy Bake Ovens"
"If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!"
"Lindt have done well this Christmas They've made a killing"
"Poo jokes. I do, do them Not my go to joke type, not bad for a number two though"
"I just finished making a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time."