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Joke of the Day

"wife: What's the best moment of your life? me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding"

"What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form? An informant"

"Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn? A corn has ears."

"Reports coming in from Detroit that during his visit to the church, Trump was AXED.... ....a lot of questions."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black."

"Did you hear the one about the man who let a firework off on top of his head? He went out with a bang."

"People who don't know how to merge onto the highway, there's a bus pass for that."

"Way too young My friend just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous."

"Went out for a jog today Thought I heard someone clapping for me. Turns out it was just my fat thighs."

"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed"