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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."

"[On a treadmill next to a girl at the gym] Me: *Out of breath* Feeling the burn? Her: Yup Me: Me too! Her: How? Your machine isn't even on"

"I once stole a simile I made out like a bandit"

"i tried to ask a girl out today but i messed up my words and accidentally summoned a demon. anyway, whats a good first date for a demon"

"Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned."

"Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? Yea he broke a ribbet"

"Either my cat is speaking English or that was not a vitamin I took...."

"One-legged Fox How do you kill a Fox with 1 leg? Make him run across Canada."

"I'm going to start a blog for irrational numbers... I think I'll call it the 3.1 forums..."

"What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen"