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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned."

"Did you hear about the string of bank robberies committed by a guy dressed up like Jesus? The cops finally nailed him."

"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? So would she."

"""This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually met offline?"" - married couples in 5 years"

"Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves."

"Im just an average guy with 2.4 kids."

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nah, that would be too long anyway."

"What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers? A custom custom custom."

"I Thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant... But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"

"What do a thong bikini and Donald's Trump's hair have in common. They both barely cover the asshole. (gota give Seth Myer credit for this one)."