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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? Yea he broke a ribbet"
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"The reason your car won't go over 60 in the city is because you haven't yelled ""HOLD ON!"" yet."
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"My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe."
"Two muffins are in an oven One turns to the other and says ""So how are we going to get out of here?"" The other screams ""GAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited Alaska? I guess he came back a husky fucker."
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