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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? Yea he broke a ribbet"

"My job keeps asking me to sign up for a marathon. I keep telling them I can't. I'm out of shape, I have weak knees, and 401k is a long way to run."

"What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved."

"There was a bad accident involving a funeral procession the other day. It was terrible! The toll was four injured, one dead."

"My wife has cancer and the doctor has prescribed heavy morphine doses for the pain and distress. It works, when I have taken them I can hardly hear her crying at all."

"What I hate most. I hate people who never finish their sent"

"How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/jokes? Only one. **/r/Jokes** is **widely known** to be a **breeding ground** for new, **original jokes**."

"If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?"

"Jennifer Lawrence has said that those who saw her nude photos should cower in shame... ...I don't know about all that, but I did shower after I came."

"I accepted the Microsoft terms and conditions without reading them, and apparently I'm now responsible for hemming all of Bill Gates' pants."