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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen"
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"""I'm really good in bed"" -Ice cream"
"What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like? Depends."
"Did you know they now sell 30 tog blankets? Duvet?"
"""And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to.....Beyonce?"" *Kanye slowly sits down*"
"What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing? It's a matter of [a pinion](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion)."
"Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car? Because she's a woman."
"Why couldn't I run the Compressed File? I was missing the important Bits."
"my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems"
"My father is invisible... a trans-parent"