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Joke of the Day
"I once stole a simile I made out like a bandit"
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"Quick: how do you un-shake a baby?"
"What do you call it when a Jedi doesn't heat something up fully? Luke warm"
"A Gnome Joke What do you call a gnome who's highly fashionable and likes to produce regular, metrical beats? A Metrognome"
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