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Joke of the Day
"Either my cat is speaking English or that was not a vitamin I took...."
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"nothing is funny anymore becuase nothing is normal anymore. i saw a pigeon on the subway today and thought ""how did a pigeon make $2.75"""
"The best thing about being over 25 is that no one can find embarrassing Youtube videos of you as a kid."
"Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying ""Guns don't kill people. I do."""
"You've just got to see the fan exhibition It blew me away"
"What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !"
"My marriage counselor told me that I suffer from premature ejaculation... I said...""I don't suffer."""
"All I want from life is to be able to respond ""crystal"" when someone angrily asks me if they've made themselves clear."
"66% of being a woman is just hiding the remote when you're mad"
"People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!"