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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a walrus? Tell him there's something on its chest"
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"There are 10 types of people in this world... The ones who understand binary, and the ones who get laid."
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"I submitted a penis joke once The mod tagged it long..."
"What's the difference between a cock and a sausage roll? ""I don't know"" Wanna go for a picnic?"
"Why legalize weed? Because it's 2015... http://i.imgur.com/PmlEqZ9.jpg"
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"What's the only thing Gary the gay geneticist loves more than he loves his boyfriend, Bill? Designer jeans."
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