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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a walrus? Tell him there's something on its chest"
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"*Tries to hit the gym* *Gym hits back*"
"(Disney Dating Tips) 1.Kidnap Dad 2.Coerce Daughter 3.Awkward music-filled dates 4.Angry mob danger 5.Stockholm Syndrome -Beauty & the Beast"
"I used to work at a muffler shop... That shit was exhausting. Then I got a job a vacuum store, but it sucked even more."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was kewl."
"What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer? ""Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"""
"Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire? Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire."
"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? (NSFWish) Cuntswaylow"
"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2."
"The Daffy Dictionary Straw Poll (n.) Something you find on an aroused scarecrow."