218963

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? (NSFWish) Cuntswaylow"

"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim. -.-"

"It's nice to feel wanted. Even if it's by the FBI."

"i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions"

"Why Do Jews Make Good Philosophers? They think that everything Israel."

"How do you fit 20 Jews in a Cadillac? One in the driver's seat, one in the passenger, three in the back, and the rest in the ash tray."

"Guess I should've left..""Guest appearance on Cops"" off my resume"

"What do robots eat? A bit of this and a byte of that. Courtesy of /u/DabsyGalore here http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1dnslv/i_made_a_working_rollercoaster_using_only_canned/c9s630i"

"Two fish are in a tank One is driving, the other is shooting Two soldiers are in a tank They drown"

"In bed with my Japanese girlfriend when I happened to remark that her twat was getting a bit saggy .......... She lost it and said "" Fack you maddafacka, why you always clittysizing me""!!!"